What Did you Just Say?

The past few days Z has been saying some seriously noteworthy stuff. Since he does this so often, I'll be making this a weekly feature. 

Here are his recent ones:

• We live in a condo overlooking the lake.  On really cold days, part of the water freezes and looks cracked and really cool. But to Z, well...let him explain it in his words: “Daddy, the lake is clogged.”

•    After peeing a few minutes before, he tries to go pee again. He comes running with his pants down saying “my pee broke, my pee broke!” I respond, what do you mean it broke? And he says “no pee coming out, it’s broken” Sigh. I had to explain that pee doesn't come out on demand and that he needs to drink water if he wants to pee again

•    Every now and then I straighten my hair. One time after showering, Z stares at me for a bit before saying this gem “Mommy, your hair got ruined” I laughed and laughed before I realized I was insulted. He thinks my curly hair isn’t nice. Hmph

• He’s recently taken a liking to Hazel Mccallion (don’t ask). After looking at some pictures of her on Google, he goes “Hazel Mccallion has dry skin”...I had to explain what wrinkles are and how it’s different than dry skin. 

• Another unusual new favourite of his is Don Cherry. He'll scrunch his face, use his finger as a mustashe, growl and say, "I'm Don Cherry, I'm angry" 

      That's all for now. Thanks for reading, hope to see you back here again!