Lately Z has been commenting on people's appearances and belongings IN FRONT of them. It's horribly awkward. Especially because he looks older than his age. So he should know better. But he doesn't.
Here are some of the things he's said:
1. Today I took him swimming. There was a young woman there swimming. He seemed to enjoy her company and she was friendly with him the entire time. As we were leaving and we passed her, he goes "I don't like that lady". I almost died out of embarrassment.
2. Elevator rides are already awkward. Where do you look? What do you do with your hands? On top of that, I have a kid who decides to say this beauty after an elderly man entered, "He smells bad".
3. Again with the elevators. A man enters holding a small-ish leather bag. Z inspects the bag, points and then says, "That's a girl's bag".
4. While waiting for the elevator along with another person, (I think moving away from condos will eliminate the awkward elevator encounters) Z lets one rip. He proudly boasts "I tooted! I farted mommy!" People will think I reward this behaviour judging by how excited he was. He said it like he got an A on an assignment.
5. Z has a friend with long hair. His friend recently cut his hair. When I brought up his name to Z, he said "(Bob) was a girl and now he's a boy". So apparently, gender to him is based on the length of one's hair.
That's all for this week's edition of "What did you just say". Thanks for reading!
Here are some of the things he's said:
1. Today I took him swimming. There was a young woman there swimming. He seemed to enjoy her company and she was friendly with him the entire time. As we were leaving and we passed her, he goes "I don't like that lady". I almost died out of embarrassment.
2. Elevator rides are already awkward. Where do you look? What do you do with your hands? On top of that, I have a kid who decides to say this beauty after an elderly man entered, "He smells bad".
3. Again with the elevators. A man enters holding a small-ish leather bag. Z inspects the bag, points and then says, "That's a girl's bag".
4. While waiting for the elevator along with another person, (I think moving away from condos will eliminate the awkward elevator encounters) Z lets one rip. He proudly boasts "I tooted! I farted mommy!" People will think I reward this behaviour judging by how excited he was. He said it like he got an A on an assignment.
5. Z has a friend with long hair. His friend recently cut his hair. When I brought up his name to Z, he said "(Bob) was a girl and now he's a boy". So apparently, gender to him is based on the length of one's hair.
That's all for this week's edition of "What did you just say". Thanks for reading!
Haha love each one of them❤️❤️
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