What Did you Just Say?

Having a conversation with Z is a hit or miss. Sometimes he'll engage, other times our questions go through one ear and out the other. But when he talks, his comments are just plain funny.

1. While preparing for bedtime

Z: I wanna go to work

Me: Where do you want to work?

Z: At the hospital like daddy

Me: What does he do there?

Z: He fixes sick people who throw up. *pause* Throw up because they drank too much juice. *pause* and salt and pepper. 

2. While playing on his own, I overheard him having this conversation with himself:

"Is Hazel Mccallion a construction worker? *pause* Nooooo, she's a nice lady!" 

3. One Direction was on Sesame street singing a kid-friendly version of "That's what makes you beautiful". He pointed to each band member and said, "I'm afraid of this one, and this one, and this one, and this one, and this one. I'm afraid of all these boys." Then he asked for a hug and if I could rewind the song so he could watch it again. I'm proud of him for wanting to face his fears. 

4. Getting ready for bed

Z: Can you sleep with me on the top bunk?

Me: No I can't Z, this is your special bed, it's yours only.

Z: Mommy's too big. The bunk bed will break. 

So there you have it. This week's edition of What Did you Just Say.  Thanks for reading!